Did you know darling, that the DeNiros own all kinds of N.Y. real estate? Yes, the Hollywood Robert DeNiro himself. Seems the family's been buying up land for generations. Anyhow, I know he found me more than fascinating last night at the Metropolitan Opera where we both were attending Puccini's La Boheme. Of course I looked nothing less than radiant in my Calvin Klein white cashmere long gown and my 62" single string of pearls.
Anyhow, Mr. DeNiro just could not stop himself from falling all over me to tell me of his cause, which I don't think I comprehended, as I only could gather from his conversation nothing but all about himself. Really, darling, he's quite the bore and is a land owner and movie star. Someone I could never bring home.
After the Opera I reluctuntly allowed him to escort me to the new hot spot, The Ace Hotel with its ever changing crowd, as it was Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, though you wouldn't have known it to look at the guests as everyone was dressed in motorcylcle ensembles. Loads of black leather!
Which of course only made my entrance as Lady Jacqueline all the more grand. As I look smashing in all white! And with a back drop of black, well, I was a diamond in the rough.
Oh darling, then I nearly ran to the nearest ship. After stopping to grab Harry and have him load my corona no.3 and all 42 pieces of LV luggage on board.
Yes, darling, our ship's out to shore. I'll soon be home.
truly,
-Jacqueline
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