Darling, you do know how I detest cheaply sensational and unscrupulous methods in newspapers simply to influence readers, right? Well, Jennet tells me that's all the rage in America, yellow journalism, you know? Oh, I just must rid these PEOPLE far from my mind. Have they truly lost all sense of their selves? I can be of no service to them as long as they continue their decline. I mean, why bother? It's such a waste of my precious abilities and time, as the polls say American's think Mr. Obama is leading them in the right direction. WHAT?
Well, God save my Queen, in that Lizbeth loves and appreciates my Post for all that I provide in rational and at the same time, adorable reporting for the PEOPLE. So much that I've just received a cable from her that I must return to the United Kingdom immediately as she wishes to grant me the title Lady Jacqueline, this very afternoon. Whatever shall I wear? Oh, why fret, Lizbeth's surely kept a few of Lady Di's delicious dresses for me to choose from. Oh, and the hats. Remember darling, she had such the collection of fabulous hats.
I just can't wait to get to the Windsor's. Oh, that most likely should read: Arrive at the Windsor's. What with me being a lady now and all. Everywhere from this point forward I shall arrive, as never again can I simply just go. Oh, this must have been so hard on Lady Diana, but if she could do it, then so can I. Mmmm...but then that didn't work out so well for her, did it darling? Well, nevermind that, as I have no intention of following anyone's legacy. Why ever would I? I'm creating my own.
Oh, what a scream. IT IS ALL ABOUT ME.
Anyway, darling, just wanted to wire you the great news about me. I'm in a dashing rush to have them stop this train to let me off. The porter will escort me to where the Queen Mary is anchored waiting to sail me home.
I'll do France later. You do see, don't you darling, how great writing can propel you to the top?
Like Winston said, "Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever give up."
-Lady Jacqueline
My darling what divine news! Oh do ring back about the hats. I am truly in awe. Such a regal title darling!
ReplyDeleteI shall wire you about the hats, but had you heard the news about America and its PEOPLE? Please read again, as I had yet to edit. And, thank you darling for recognizing my moment.
ReplyDeleteOh yes dear, it is such a travesty. I haven't a clue on how the PEOPLE are alive even. Truly America should recognize it is viciously suffocating its gears with all sorts of fluff and string. Really, how ever will the PEOPLE rise above dear?
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